1 00:00:15,015 --> 00:00:17,100 [voice on computer] Which of the following statements is true? 2 00:00:17,184 --> 00:00:20,103 Relationships with coworkers are: "A," forbidden; 3 00:00:20,187 --> 00:00:21,813 "B," okay with clearance; 4 00:00:21,897 --> 00:00:24,066 "C," fine if no one gets hurt. 5 00:00:24,149 --> 00:00:26,109 -[scoffs] "C" all day. -Incorrect. 6 00:00:26,193 --> 00:00:28,278 -The answer is "A." -[chuckles] What? 7 00:00:28,362 --> 00:00:30,113 Suzanne, that's insane. 8 00:00:30,197 --> 00:00:32,950 Are you telling me that if there's a conflict between work and love, 9 00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:35,118 you expect me to pledge my loyalty to work? 10 00:00:35,202 --> 00:00:36,995 Uh, I am Team Love. 11 00:00:37,079 --> 00:00:40,457 Davis, out of a possible score of 50, you have scored two. 12 00:00:40,541 --> 00:00:43,168 Please see your manager for further training. 13 00:00:43,252 --> 00:00:44,503 Not again. 14 00:00:44,586 --> 00:00:47,381 Do not fuck the people you work with. 15 00:00:48,173 --> 00:00:49,258 I'm sorry, what? 16 00:00:49,341 --> 00:00:52,386 I know it's New York, and being slutty is now empowering, but it's the law. 17 00:00:52,469 --> 00:00:55,764 This is our sexual harassment training. Hands off your coworkers. 18 00:00:56,974 --> 00:00:58,141 [softly] Do you mean Nadia? 19 00:00:59,768 --> 00:01:01,311 Of course, not Nadia. 20 00:01:01,395 --> 00:01:05,315 You are the assistant to a celebrity stylist. 21 00:01:05,399 --> 00:01:07,985 I mean, do not fuck our clients. 22 00:01:08,068 --> 00:01:11,154 They're hot, they're famous, and they will literally jump on anything. 23 00:01:11,238 --> 00:01:13,699 Okay, now sign this saying I trained you, or you're fired. 24 00:01:13,782 --> 00:01:15,701 -Nadia... Podepiš to! -Yes, ma'am. 25 00:01:17,077 --> 00:01:19,788 Today, we will uncover the cadavers, 26 00:01:19,871 --> 00:01:21,373 including the genitalia. 27 00:01:21,456 --> 00:01:23,625 -They may be swollen. -[students chuckling] 28 00:01:23,709 --> 00:01:26,420 May I remind you, you are all future doctors, 29 00:01:26,503 --> 00:01:28,255 so I don't want to hear any giggling. 30 00:01:28,338 --> 00:01:30,632 And I certainly don't want to see our heroic donors 31 00:01:30,716 --> 00:01:32,175 in sunglasses on TikTok. 32 00:01:32,884 --> 00:01:34,511 -Yes, Kel? -Do we have to? 33 00:01:34,595 --> 00:01:36,680 -Do we have to what? -Uncover the body. 34 00:01:36,763 --> 00:01:38,223 Yes, that's literally the point. 35 00:01:38,307 --> 00:01:40,559 Okay. Is-- is there, like, a-- a vegan 36 00:01:40,642 --> 00:01:43,895 or a rubber, I don't know, less corpse-y option lying around? 37 00:01:43,979 --> 00:01:46,189 You can't be a doctor without touching a cadaver. 38 00:01:46,273 --> 00:01:48,400 What do you want, a mannequin? You wanna cut it 39 00:01:48,483 --> 00:01:50,193 -and see if it's cake or not? -[students laughing] 40 00:01:50,277 --> 00:01:52,279 -No, that would be great, though. -Kel. 41 00:01:52,362 --> 00:01:53,530 -Hm? -Remove the sheet. 42 00:01:56,116 --> 00:01:57,868 Damn, that dude's real dead. 43 00:02:00,579 --> 00:02:01,580 [Kel thuds] 44 00:02:01,663 --> 00:02:04,333 -[metallic clattering] -[sighs] Someone bring a gurney. 45 00:02:05,292 --> 00:02:08,420 [♪ upbeat, electronic music playing] 46 00:02:15,427 --> 00:02:19,931 ♪ Do what you feel 'cause everything's real ♪ 47 00:02:20,015 --> 00:02:22,434 ♪ 'Cause everything's real ♪ 48 00:02:30,317 --> 00:02:31,902 [couple moaning] 49 00:02:31,985 --> 00:02:35,197 Oh yeah. Yes. Oh yeah. 50 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:37,032 -Yeah, I'm so close. -Same. 51 00:02:37,115 --> 00:02:39,117 Yes! Yes, right there, just like that. 52 00:02:39,201 --> 00:02:41,828 [moaning intensifies] Oh, my God! Oh! 53 00:02:43,747 --> 00:02:47,042 Are-- are you on your phone? 54 00:02:48,126 --> 00:02:49,670 I'm-- I'm just double-checking the time for the interview. 55 00:02:49,753 --> 00:02:51,546 Oh, my God, you've got to be kidding me. 56 00:02:51,630 --> 00:02:54,049 -[groaning] -Viv, I'm sorry. 57 00:02:54,132 --> 00:02:56,259 Josh, you've checked it, like, a hundred times already, 58 00:02:56,343 --> 00:02:59,012 Babe, it's The Wes Dryden Show. I can't screw this up. 59 00:02:59,096 --> 00:03:01,723 It's a TV show. I am your literal girlfriend 60 00:03:01,807 --> 00:03:03,684 who was just fucking your brains out. 61 00:03:03,767 --> 00:03:05,519 Which I loved and want to circle back to. 62 00:03:05,602 --> 00:03:08,397 But The Wes Dryden Show is not just a TV show to me. 63 00:03:08,480 --> 00:03:11,817 The Wes Dryden Show is investigative journalism at its best. 64 00:03:11,900 --> 00:03:14,236 Wes Dryden is an American hero. 65 00:03:14,319 --> 00:03:16,697 -[sighs] -And I realize I'm-- I'm saying that 66 00:03:16,780 --> 00:03:18,699 to a social worker. 67 00:03:19,616 --> 00:03:20,784 I'm such an asshole. 68 00:03:20,867 --> 00:03:23,370 I'm sorry. I'm just so nervous. 69 00:03:23,453 --> 00:03:25,038 You're not an asshole. 70 00:03:25,122 --> 00:03:26,873 You're just a huge nerd 71 00:03:26,957 --> 00:03:30,043 who is inexplicably passionate about TV journalism. 72 00:03:30,127 --> 00:03:31,628 Who's freakishly strong 73 00:03:31,712 --> 00:03:33,463 -and good at sex. -[chuckles] 74 00:03:33,547 --> 00:03:36,425 [♪ upbeat music playing] 75 00:03:39,052 --> 00:03:40,846 -[knocking] -[Davis] Ava! 76 00:03:40,929 --> 00:03:42,764 Rise and shine, sleepyhead. 77 00:03:42,848 --> 00:03:45,016 I made you an oat milk latte. 78 00:03:45,100 --> 00:03:46,101 Ava? 79 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:48,437 What the hell? 80 00:03:50,439 --> 00:03:53,692 "Davis, you're such a great guy, but I don't think it's going to work out. 81 00:03:53,775 --> 00:03:56,445 "Can you text me what brand of humidifier you have? 82 00:03:56,528 --> 00:03:57,696 XO. Ava." 83 00:03:57,779 --> 00:04:00,782 ♪ Clap-Pat, clap your hand, cross it with your left arm ♪ 84 00:04:00,866 --> 00:04:02,826 ♪ Pat your partner's left palm ♪ 85 00:04:02,909 --> 00:04:04,619 Hey, is this cardigan pretentious? 86 00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:07,330 -Uh, it's so you. -Thanks. 87 00:04:07,414 --> 00:04:08,790 Wait, am I pretentious? 88 00:04:08,874 --> 00:04:10,709 I'd love to talk about this later. 89 00:04:10,792 --> 00:04:12,210 I'm working on my lines for my callback. 90 00:04:12,294 --> 00:04:14,171 You got a callback for that play? That's huge! 91 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:15,756 Yeah, dude, I know. I-- I sent in a tape, 92 00:04:15,839 --> 00:04:18,383 like, two weeks ago and heard nothing, 93 00:04:18,467 --> 00:04:20,677 which is basically what always happens with these open casting calls. 94 00:04:20,761 --> 00:04:22,721 But I just got an email, and they want to see me in person. 95 00:04:22,804 --> 00:04:25,056 -Dude! You're great in person. -I know! 96 00:04:25,140 --> 00:04:27,476 Wait, but how are you able to do this and med school? 97 00:04:27,559 --> 00:04:29,060 Okay, so I have this new system 98 00:04:29,144 --> 00:04:31,229 where basically, I don't sleep at night, 99 00:04:31,313 --> 00:04:33,398 but when I shower, I allow myself to drift off. 100 00:04:33,482 --> 00:04:35,150 And then, when the water gets cold, I get out. 101 00:04:35,233 --> 00:04:38,028 That's not a system, that's a cry for help. 102 00:04:38,111 --> 00:04:40,405 No, no, it's working great. I-- I just, I haven't figured out 103 00:04:40,489 --> 00:04:43,116 how to stop fainting or-- or nodding off in conversation. 104 00:04:43,200 --> 00:04:45,327 Did a beautiful woman leave here this morning? 105 00:04:45,410 --> 00:04:47,788 Yeah. Yeah, she was definitely in a hurry. 106 00:04:48,622 --> 00:04:49,915 Well, that's it. 107 00:04:50,957 --> 00:04:53,251 I will be alone the rest of my life. 108 00:04:53,335 --> 00:04:54,711 -Davis, it's just one girl. -Oh, hey, it's-- it's okay, man. 109 00:04:54,795 --> 00:04:56,588 -You'll be fine. -No. No, I won't be fine. 110 00:04:56,671 --> 00:04:59,341 You guys don't get it. I am the complete package. 111 00:04:59,424 --> 00:05:02,302 I am a straight man in New York City with a high-paying job 112 00:05:02,385 --> 00:05:04,346 and a great body-- calves could use some work-- 113 00:05:04,429 --> 00:05:07,349 who wants to wife up a woman and have four beautiful kids 114 00:05:07,432 --> 00:05:08,642 who go to private school. 115 00:05:08,725 --> 00:05:11,436 Do you know how rare that is? And yet, I am single. 116 00:05:11,520 --> 00:05:13,146 I am a loser. 117 00:05:13,230 --> 00:05:14,523 You clearly don't think you're a loser. 118 00:05:14,606 --> 00:05:16,525 You just complimented yourself, like, five times. 119 00:05:17,484 --> 00:05:19,486 -Kel. Bro, are you asleep? -[gasps] 120 00:05:19,569 --> 00:05:20,654 [Kel] I'm up, I'm up, I'm up. 121 00:05:20,737 --> 00:05:22,823 You-- uh, girls like you, and you have a great body. 122 00:05:22,906 --> 00:05:25,617 Davey, you gotta chill out and not come on too strong. 123 00:05:25,700 --> 00:05:26,743 Come on too strong? 124 00:05:26,827 --> 00:05:29,371 All I did was go on her social media, 125 00:05:29,454 --> 00:05:31,748 find out her favorite drink, and then get my barista certification 126 00:05:31,832 --> 00:05:33,291 to learn to write on latte foam 127 00:05:33,375 --> 00:05:35,418 so I could personalize her coffee when she woke up. Kel! 128 00:05:35,502 --> 00:05:36,920 Kel, get my back here. 129 00:05:37,003 --> 00:05:38,547 I can't. You're like a sociopath. 130 00:05:38,630 --> 00:05:40,215 You gotta stop doing weird shit like that, man. 131 00:05:40,298 --> 00:05:41,716 Oh, and speaking of coffee, 132 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:43,635 can you guys grind your beans and eat breakfast on the terrace? 133 00:05:43,718 --> 00:05:45,095 -[Davis and Kel] Why? -Vivian mentioned 134 00:05:45,178 --> 00:05:47,639 it's loud for her in the morning. 135 00:05:47,722 --> 00:05:50,100 -Yeah, but Vivian doesn't live here. -She basically does. 136 00:05:50,183 --> 00:05:52,227 Yeah, except in the way where she pays rent. 137 00:05:52,310 --> 00:05:55,605 Guys, I know this is not ideal, but we'll be out of your hair soon 138 00:05:55,689 --> 00:05:58,233 when we move to the apartment across the hall. Thank you. 139 00:05:58,316 --> 00:05:59,818 Sorry! I appreciate you! 140 00:05:59,901 --> 00:06:03,238 I cannot believe that you have a girlfriend, and I don't. 141 00:06:03,321 --> 00:06:05,365 I'm gonna go shower alone. 142 00:06:05,448 --> 00:06:07,242 [knocking] 143 00:06:09,077 --> 00:06:10,328 -Can I help you? -Hi. 144 00:06:10,412 --> 00:06:11,872 Uh, I'm new to the building. 145 00:06:11,955 --> 00:06:14,416 My phone died. I forgot my apartment number. 146 00:06:15,250 --> 00:06:16,835 Miss, I think we're all good here. 147 00:06:16,918 --> 00:06:19,629 I know this scam. You get inside, you chat us up, 148 00:06:19,713 --> 00:06:21,423 and suddenly my laptop's missing. 149 00:06:21,506 --> 00:06:22,841 Oh, my God, it's you. 150 00:06:23,884 --> 00:06:25,010 -What? -Nothing. 151 00:06:25,093 --> 00:06:27,679 Um, do you know where Abby Chilukuri lives? 152 00:06:27,762 --> 00:06:29,639 Abby. Uh, Indian? Gorgeous? 153 00:06:29,723 --> 00:06:31,600 Smells like a garden after a summer's rain? 154 00:06:31,683 --> 00:06:34,477 Wow, uh, yes. That is her. 155 00:06:34,561 --> 00:06:35,854 Right across the hall, 6-D. 156 00:06:35,937 --> 00:06:38,315 Hey, friendly bit of advice. I'd lose the Red Sox hat. 157 00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:40,275 It's not gonna make you a lot of friends around here. 158 00:06:40,358 --> 00:06:42,193 [scoffs] Wow. 159 00:06:42,277 --> 00:06:45,071 Um, are you making a lot of friends in that cardigan? 160 00:06:45,155 --> 00:06:48,074 Excuse me. This cardigan belonged to my father. 161 00:06:48,158 --> 00:06:51,036 And when our cleaning lady accidentally shrunk it, he gave it to me. 162 00:06:51,119 --> 00:06:52,996 Cool. Bye. 163 00:06:53,079 --> 00:06:54,915 -Nice meeting you, neighbor. -Neighbor? 164 00:06:55,832 --> 00:06:56,958 You're moving in across the hall? 165 00:06:57,042 --> 00:06:59,085 Yeah. Lucky me. 166 00:06:59,169 --> 00:07:01,129 Tell Abby Kel says hi. 167 00:07:01,212 --> 00:07:03,131 -Nice to meet you, neighbor. -No. No. No, Kel. 168 00:07:03,214 --> 00:07:04,674 -What? -It's not nice to meet her. 169 00:07:04,758 --> 00:07:06,843 She was very rude about my sweater. 170 00:07:06,927 --> 00:07:08,511 [knocking] 171 00:07:08,595 --> 00:07:10,722 Ah, you're finally here. 172 00:07:10,805 --> 00:07:13,266 -Welcome to New York. Oh! -Abby. 173 00:07:13,350 --> 00:07:14,559 Abby, get in here. 174 00:07:15,352 --> 00:07:16,645 Shut the door. 175 00:07:16,728 --> 00:07:20,106 Why didn't you tell me we live next door to Josh? 176 00:07:20,190 --> 00:07:22,067 -Who? -Botswana Josh. 177 00:07:22,150 --> 00:07:23,985 Who is Botswana Josh? 178 00:07:24,069 --> 00:07:25,987 This is a shoe-free apartment, but continue. 179 00:07:26,071 --> 00:07:27,656 Sophomore year. Model U.N. 180 00:07:27,739 --> 00:07:29,824 He came to Penn with the Michigan team. 181 00:07:29,908 --> 00:07:31,534 It was the height of COVID. 182 00:07:31,618 --> 00:07:35,163 I hadn't seen the lower half of a man's face in a year. 183 00:07:36,039 --> 00:07:38,959 ♪ Moonlight, you're my starlight ♪ 184 00:07:39,042 --> 00:07:41,711 ♪ I need you all night ♪ 185 00:07:41,795 --> 00:07:44,506 ♪ Come on, dance with me, I'm levitating ♪ 186 00:07:44,589 --> 00:07:46,675 [AJ] I took him back to our room and we hooked up. 187 00:07:46,758 --> 00:07:49,302 But Botswana Josh left before the sun came up. 188 00:07:49,386 --> 00:07:52,347 I woke up and he was gone. 189 00:07:52,430 --> 00:07:55,141 [gasps] I remember now. That son of a bitch. 190 00:07:55,225 --> 00:07:57,644 I slept in the hallway so you guys could have sex. 191 00:07:57,727 --> 00:07:59,562 Someone leaned their bike on me. 192 00:07:59,646 --> 00:08:01,606 I texted him, but he ghosted me, 193 00:08:01,690 --> 00:08:04,442 and I never heard from him again until now. 194 00:08:04,526 --> 00:08:06,486 -Oh, fuck this. -Wait, wait, wait. Where are you going? 195 00:08:06,569 --> 00:08:08,530 To confront Botswana Josh 196 00:08:08,613 --> 00:08:10,365 and humiliate him in front of his roommates. 197 00:08:10,448 --> 00:08:12,117 No! No, stop! He didn't even recognize me. 198 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:15,036 We can never speak of this. It's too embarrassing. 199 00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:17,497 Forget it. Just show me the apartment. 200 00:08:23,461 --> 00:08:25,338 I'm nothin', Pop. 201 00:08:25,422 --> 00:08:26,548 Pop, I'm nothing! 202 00:08:26,631 --> 00:08:28,425 Can't you understand that? 203 00:08:29,801 --> 00:08:31,511 There's no spite in it anymore. 204 00:08:33,763 --> 00:08:35,140 I'm just what I am. 205 00:08:36,933 --> 00:08:38,018 That's all. 206 00:08:40,395 --> 00:08:42,147 [applause] 207 00:08:42,230 --> 00:08:44,149 [person laughing] 208 00:08:44,232 --> 00:08:45,817 That's good, man. How you doing? 209 00:08:45,900 --> 00:08:47,986 -Uh, Quest. -Oh, my God. Questlove. 210 00:08:48,069 --> 00:08:49,654 -Yeah, man. -Yo, what-- what are you doing here? 211 00:08:49,738 --> 00:08:51,281 Oh, I'm-- I'm one of the producers. 212 00:08:51,364 --> 00:08:53,241 Like, if it's in New York and it's cool, 213 00:08:53,324 --> 00:08:54,993 then they kind of have to ask me. 214 00:08:55,076 --> 00:08:57,412 Well, thank you, thank you, wow. It's-- it's such an honor to meet you. 215 00:08:57,495 --> 00:09:00,081 And my mom, she wants to hook you up with one of my cousins, if you're single. 216 00:09:00,165 --> 00:09:02,125 [chuckles] Yeah, I get that from moms a lot. 217 00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:03,960 Hey, let's move on to the next part. 218 00:09:04,753 --> 00:09:06,504 Uh, next part? 219 00:09:06,588 --> 00:09:07,922 Yeah, the freestyle rap. 220 00:09:08,757 --> 00:09:11,051 Oh, free-- freestyle rap, that's... 221 00:09:11,134 --> 00:09:12,385 -That's a part of the show? -Might be. 222 00:09:12,469 --> 00:09:14,512 We're workshopping it, but you got this. 223 00:09:14,596 --> 00:09:15,764 -Yeah. -Yeah, have fun with it. 224 00:09:15,847 --> 00:09:17,974 Drop a beat. You got this. [muttering indistinctly] 225 00:09:18,058 --> 00:09:20,060 [♪ hip-hop beat playing] 226 00:09:23,063 --> 00:09:24,272 Come on. 227 00:09:24,355 --> 00:09:26,816 [snapping] Um, I'm gonna get the next one. 228 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:29,110 -Yeah, yeah, go on. - ♪ Unh, unh, yeah ♪ 229 00:09:29,194 --> 00:09:31,738 -♪ My name is Kel, I'm here to say ♪ -Yeah. 230 00:09:31,821 --> 00:09:34,032 ♪ I had a turkey sandwich for lunch today ♪ 231 00:09:34,115 --> 00:09:36,910 ♪ Unh, mayo, lettuce, ketchup and turkey ♪ 232 00:09:36,993 --> 00:09:38,787 That's good, man, but move off ingredients. 233 00:09:38,870 --> 00:09:40,789 [Kel] ♪ Okay, okay, unh ♪ 234 00:09:40,872 --> 00:09:43,124 ♪ There was celery and carrots and turkey and pickles ♪ 235 00:09:43,208 --> 00:09:45,168 You're still doing ingredients. Rap about something else. 236 00:09:45,251 --> 00:09:46,419 -Alright. -Like tell me about yourself. 237 00:09:46,503 --> 00:09:47,712 -Myself? Okay. -Yeah. Unh. 238 00:09:47,796 --> 00:09:49,464 Yeah, uh... ♪ I got dreams ♪ 239 00:09:49,547 --> 00:09:50,673 -Uh-huh. -♪ Of a sandwich ♪ 240 00:09:50,757 --> 00:09:53,218 ♪ 'Cause it's lunchtime and I'm famished ♪ 241 00:09:53,301 --> 00:09:55,595 Hey. Thanks, man. We're good. 242 00:09:55,678 --> 00:09:57,388 -Thank you. You did great. -Maybe we could switch the beat up. 243 00:09:57,472 --> 00:10:00,183 -Can I get another beat? -Yeah, we're good, man. Yeah. 244 00:10:00,266 --> 00:10:01,643 [chuckles] 245 00:10:01,726 --> 00:10:03,728 ♪♪ 246 00:10:06,731 --> 00:10:09,317 [AJ] Why is this place so nice? What's going on here? 247 00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:11,820 [sighs] Thank you. Ethan didn't appreciate it. 248 00:10:11,903 --> 00:10:14,072 Oh, yeah. Have you heard from him since you broke up? 249 00:10:14,155 --> 00:10:15,198 No, and thank God. 250 00:10:15,281 --> 00:10:16,449 -Mm. -Get this. 251 00:10:16,533 --> 00:10:18,284 He became a singer-songwriter. 252 00:10:18,368 --> 00:10:20,578 -Ew. -Yeah, country music. 253 00:10:20,662 --> 00:10:22,872 All his songs are about "the road." 254 00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:25,583 He grew up in Greenwich. I'm sorry, what road? 255 00:10:25,667 --> 00:10:27,710 And why is his mail still coming here? 256 00:10:27,794 --> 00:10:29,420 I'm gonna talk to the super about taking his name 257 00:10:29,504 --> 00:10:30,964 -off our mailbox. -No, don't! 258 00:10:31,881 --> 00:10:33,299 It's okay. I'll take care of it. 259 00:10:33,383 --> 00:10:35,718 -[clearing throat] -Can I just say, it feels so good 260 00:10:35,802 --> 00:10:37,345 to hear you finally trash him. 261 00:10:37,428 --> 00:10:39,806 I mean, obviously, I always hated him, 262 00:10:39,889 --> 00:10:43,017 but I don't have any credibility because I hate all your boyfriends. 263 00:10:43,101 --> 00:10:45,770 Okay, well, it all worked out because you can live here now. 264 00:10:45,854 --> 00:10:47,522 And also pay rent. 265 00:10:47,605 --> 00:10:50,817 Let's not lie, I get paid crumbs to be screamed at by my boss. 266 00:10:50,900 --> 00:10:52,652 It's crazy that the stylist you used to stalk 267 00:10:52,735 --> 00:10:54,654 on Instagram in college is now your boss. 268 00:10:54,737 --> 00:10:57,448 I mean, it's also a never-meet-your-heroes type of situation. 269 00:10:57,532 --> 00:10:59,534 But I'm proud. 270 00:10:59,617 --> 00:11:02,245 -I'm proud of you, too. -Also, aren't you starting work tomorrow? 271 00:11:02,328 --> 00:11:04,706 Yes, and I need this job so bad. 272 00:11:04,789 --> 00:11:07,709 I looked at my student loan balance and genuinely scared myself. 273 00:11:07,792 --> 00:11:09,419 -Hey, at your new job... -Hm? 274 00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:11,045 ...I need you to try and make friends. 275 00:11:11,129 --> 00:11:13,214 Okay? I know that can be hard for you. 276 00:11:13,298 --> 00:11:15,675 What are you talking about? I'm lovely. 277 00:11:15,758 --> 00:11:17,594 I mean, unless somebody breathes too loudly, 278 00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:19,220 and then obviously, I snap. 279 00:11:19,304 --> 00:11:20,805 You're not. You're anxious, angry, 280 00:11:20,889 --> 00:11:22,265 and obsessed with justice. 281 00:11:22,348 --> 00:11:23,933 -[gasps] -And as much as I adore you, AJ, 282 00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:26,144 I cannot be your entire social ecosystem. 283 00:11:26,227 --> 00:11:27,896 Just put yourself out there. 284 00:11:27,979 --> 00:11:30,398 Be friendly. At least try. 285 00:11:31,316 --> 00:11:32,358 I can do that. 286 00:11:32,442 --> 00:11:35,445 [♪ funky music playing] 287 00:11:39,407 --> 00:11:42,076 Jocelyn, my lady. 288 00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:44,204 -How was the weekend? -My Achilles flared, 289 00:11:44,287 --> 00:11:45,747 so I had to go to urgent care to get it drained. 290 00:11:45,830 --> 00:11:47,665 Nurse was kinda hot, though. 291 00:11:47,749 --> 00:11:50,001 Self-care and a meet-cute. Damn, girl! 292 00:11:50,793 --> 00:11:52,462 Dileep. What's up, my man? 293 00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:55,798 Must we always fist bump? A simple wave works. 294 00:11:55,882 --> 00:11:59,219 Absolutely not. No, I need to feel your knuckles on mine. 295 00:11:59,844 --> 00:12:01,846 [imitating explosion] How was the weekend? 296 00:12:01,930 --> 00:12:05,308 Lovely. Sharmela and I renewed our vows in Tennessee. 297 00:12:05,391 --> 00:12:07,602 [gasps] Uh, Blackberry Farm in Walland. 298 00:12:07,685 --> 00:12:10,188 Voted most romantic place for couples in the continental U.S. 299 00:12:10,271 --> 00:12:11,856 -Yes. Have you been? -No. 300 00:12:12,690 --> 00:12:14,817 No, I just hope to take someone there. 301 00:12:14,901 --> 00:12:15,985 Someday. 302 00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:17,904 God, I'm so lonely. 303 00:12:17,987 --> 00:12:21,616 Davis, when I met Sharmela at IIT, 304 00:12:21,699 --> 00:12:23,785 it was love at first sight. 305 00:12:23,868 --> 00:12:26,329 For me. Not for her. 306 00:12:26,412 --> 00:12:28,039 So, you know what I did? 307 00:12:28,122 --> 00:12:29,540 You wined, dined, and 69'ed her. 308 00:12:29,624 --> 00:12:31,251 I did not, and never say that again. 309 00:12:31,334 --> 00:12:34,796 I backed off. Became her friend. 310 00:12:34,879 --> 00:12:37,465 Eventually, Sharmela felt the same way about me. 311 00:12:37,548 --> 00:12:39,884 I think you can learn from that, Davis. 312 00:12:39,968 --> 00:12:42,011 I mean, that goes against my entire personality. 313 00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:43,972 But I'll try. 314 00:12:44,055 --> 00:12:45,431 Yeah, right. No chance in hell. 315 00:12:45,515 --> 00:12:47,100 Hey, give me a break, Jocelyn! 316 00:12:49,519 --> 00:12:52,689 [AJ] Okay, so what famous people are you dressing right now? 317 00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:55,525 Right now? Austin Blanchett. 318 00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:56,943 -Austin Blanchett?! -Mm-hm! 319 00:12:57,026 --> 00:12:58,152 -Cate Blanchett's nephew? -Yeah. 320 00:12:58,236 --> 00:13:01,030 -What is he like? -[scoffs] No idea. 321 00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:04,826 Vanessa deals with him. I just iron his socks. 322 00:13:04,909 --> 00:13:07,078 And that is important work, too. 323 00:13:07,161 --> 00:13:10,957 Okay, I am gonna head this way. Get my run in. 324 00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:13,668 Oh, please, you're practicing your commute to work, you nerd. 325 00:13:13,751 --> 00:13:15,545 Yeah, it's normal. 326 00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:17,922 No, it's not, but have fun. 327 00:13:19,048 --> 00:13:22,051 [♪ upbeat music playing] 328 00:13:26,472 --> 00:13:27,974 [man] Next. 329 00:13:28,057 --> 00:13:29,517 Hey, yeah, double espresso. 330 00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:32,520 Uh, I was next. 331 00:13:32,603 --> 00:13:34,188 Uh, you were on your phone, and the line moved. 332 00:13:34,272 --> 00:13:37,108 I was glancing at my phone for two seconds. 333 00:13:37,191 --> 00:13:38,901 Yeah, well, I don't have all day while you make your TikToks 334 00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:40,987 or whatever, alright? Some of us have to work. 335 00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:43,072 -Are you kidding me? -No, cellphones are a scourge 336 00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:44,324 and should be banned in public. 337 00:13:44,407 --> 00:13:47,535 -Keep the change. -Hey, pal, I don't need an icy cold take 338 00:13:47,618 --> 00:13:51,539 on cellphones from some boomer dad in orthopedic sneakers. 339 00:13:51,622 --> 00:13:55,043 Okay, I have plantar fasciitis, and I was born in the '80s. 340 00:13:55,126 --> 00:13:58,129 You just told me we were born in different centuries. 341 00:13:59,213 --> 00:14:02,759 Sir, I will pay you $100 to not serve this woman over here. 342 00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:04,302 -What? -Are you serious? 343 00:14:04,385 --> 00:14:06,637 You know, actually $500. 344 00:14:06,721 --> 00:14:09,515 Because this woman wasted our valuable time, 345 00:14:09,599 --> 00:14:10,933 -you deserve to be compensated... -[AJ gaps] 346 00:14:11,017 --> 00:14:12,101 ...and she should learn a lesson. 347 00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:13,728 Yeah, I'll take it. Sorry, lady. 348 00:14:13,811 --> 00:14:16,022 Just 'cause you have $500 to throw around 349 00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:17,732 doesn't mean you get to be an asshole. 350 00:14:18,399 --> 00:14:20,610 That's exactly what it means. Cheers. 351 00:14:22,653 --> 00:14:23,863 Next. 352 00:14:23,946 --> 00:14:25,448 Mother... 353 00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:26,866 [elevator dings] 354 00:14:26,949 --> 00:14:28,951 ♪♪ 355 00:14:32,747 --> 00:14:35,291 ♪ Clap your hands now, people, clap now ♪ 356 00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:38,711 ♪ Clap your hands now, people, clap your hands ♪ 357 00:14:38,795 --> 00:14:41,547 Wow. Paula Miller. It is an honor to meet you. 358 00:14:41,631 --> 00:14:44,717 You are a feminist icon to women and men. 359 00:14:44,801 --> 00:14:47,970 You know, normally, new PAs have three rounds of interviews 360 00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:49,514 -before they meet with me. -Oh. 361 00:14:49,597 --> 00:14:51,724 Really, just to be clear, I submitted my resume 362 00:14:51,808 --> 00:14:53,601 through the portal like any other applicant. 363 00:14:53,684 --> 00:14:54,727 Right, right, right, right. 364 00:14:54,811 --> 00:14:57,980 But unlike all the other hundreds of applicants, 365 00:14:58,064 --> 00:15:00,024 you're our CEO's son. 366 00:15:00,108 --> 00:15:01,192 Look, I get it. 367 00:15:01,275 --> 00:15:03,069 And there's a much-needed conversation going on 368 00:15:03,152 --> 00:15:04,404 about nepotism in the workplace. 369 00:15:04,487 --> 00:15:05,822 But if we're gonna talk about that, 370 00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:08,991 we should also talk about whose land we're on right now. 371 00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:12,495 It was the Lenape people who were the first custodians and-- 372 00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:15,415 Okay, stop, stop, stop. You seem like a nice kid. 373 00:15:16,165 --> 00:15:17,542 But it's not gonna happen. 374 00:15:18,459 --> 00:15:19,794 You're not even gonna interview me? 375 00:15:19,877 --> 00:15:21,212 I've seen enough. 376 00:15:21,295 --> 00:15:22,422 You can go. 377 00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:31,389 [elevator dings] 378 00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:34,183 [Wes Dryden] I want you to put out a memo, 379 00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:36,227 and I cannot express how important this is. 380 00:15:36,310 --> 00:15:39,188 No more microwaving lunch in the kitchen. 381 00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:41,482 The whole floor smells like a fisherman's wharf. 382 00:15:41,566 --> 00:15:44,193 -[assistant] Got it. No fish. -Oh, my God, Wes Dryden. 383 00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:47,738 -Hello. -I am such a big fan. 384 00:15:47,822 --> 00:15:51,826 Your show is literally the last bastion of investigative journalism. 385 00:15:51,909 --> 00:15:53,453 Thank you. [chuckles] 386 00:15:53,536 --> 00:15:56,581 If truth disappears, so follows democracy. 387 00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,667 God, I hate the smell of fish. 388 00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:01,252 You want seafood? You have it at home. 389 00:16:01,335 --> 00:16:03,671 To be clear, I will continue to eat sushi. 390 00:16:03,754 --> 00:16:07,300 I actually just, uh, interviewed for the new PA gig. 391 00:16:07,383 --> 00:16:09,135 Probably didn't get it, but to have the opportunity 392 00:16:09,218 --> 00:16:10,553 to work for you. 393 00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:12,597 -[imitating explosion] -[chuckles] That's kind, but remember, 394 00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:15,683 it's a very competitive position. You can always apply again. 395 00:16:15,766 --> 00:16:17,602 -Totally. -Alright. 396 00:16:17,685 --> 00:16:19,187 Sorry, I didn't introduce myself. 397 00:16:19,937 --> 00:16:22,398 Josh. Teitelbaum. 398 00:16:24,025 --> 00:16:25,109 Teitelbaum. 399 00:16:25,943 --> 00:16:28,488 Well, I believe I know your father. 400 00:16:28,571 --> 00:16:30,072 ♪♪ 401 00:16:33,409 --> 00:16:35,328 [Vanessa] Tomorrow is Austin's movie premiere. 402 00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:38,080 And I don't mean to sound scary, but if anything goes wrong, 403 00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:39,332 I will fucking kill you. 404 00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:41,667 His fingers should never touch a button. 405 00:16:41,751 --> 00:16:42,835 Anticipate. 406 00:16:42,919 --> 00:16:44,337 Also, he might not be wearing underwear, 407 00:16:44,420 --> 00:16:45,922 so please do not gawk at his genitals. 408 00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:47,965 Got it. Don't look at his penis. 409 00:16:48,883 --> 00:16:51,636 Or his scrotum, Abby. [groaning] 410 00:16:51,719 --> 00:16:54,180 Alright, so this is what he'll be wearing. 411 00:16:54,263 --> 00:16:56,766 [gasps] Oh, wow. 412 00:16:57,600 --> 00:17:00,061 -Where's the shirt? -There is no shirt. 413 00:17:00,144 --> 00:17:02,230 This is that new Danish designer, Blemish. 414 00:17:02,313 --> 00:17:04,524 Austin wears this, we get the Blemish campaign, 415 00:17:04,607 --> 00:17:06,734 which pays way more than an indie film premiere. 416 00:17:06,817 --> 00:17:08,486 So, why bring options? 417 00:17:08,569 --> 00:17:11,030 The illusion of choice. This goes on the rack first, 418 00:17:11,113 --> 00:17:13,616 followed by a bunch of crap. He'll beg to wear it. 419 00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:18,371 So, y-you want me to put together a bunch of bad outfits? 420 00:17:18,454 --> 00:17:20,873 Welcome to the conversation. Yes. 421 00:17:20,957 --> 00:17:23,584 ♪♪ 422 00:17:25,419 --> 00:17:26,420 [groaning] 423 00:17:26,504 --> 00:17:28,839 [AJ] Can I show you my outfit for my first day of work? 424 00:17:28,923 --> 00:17:30,132 Desperately. Yes. 425 00:17:31,259 --> 00:17:34,887 I think it's cool. It's business, but the broach says fun. 426 00:17:34,971 --> 00:17:37,765 It says, "I manage a dialysis center." 427 00:17:37,848 --> 00:17:39,809 What? Oh, God! 428 00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:41,811 I'm spiraling. Everyone in finance 429 00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:44,188 dresses like a Vogue intern who also has an MBA. 430 00:17:44,272 --> 00:17:45,439 Hey. Hey. 431 00:17:45,523 --> 00:17:46,983 Okay, when I met you freshman year, 432 00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:50,027 I thought, who is this angry little boy in a Rajon Rondo jersey? 433 00:17:50,111 --> 00:17:51,654 -Rondo's the best. -And then, I marched 434 00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:53,281 right over to the registrar to get reassigned. 435 00:17:53,364 --> 00:17:55,783 -You did? -And when they wouldn't let me, 436 00:17:55,866 --> 00:17:58,327 it was the best thing that ever happened. 437 00:17:58,411 --> 00:18:02,164 Because this little Boston townie is a low-key genius with integrity. 438 00:18:02,248 --> 00:18:04,166 Everyone at your job will see that. 439 00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:06,669 -Thank you. -You're welcome. 440 00:18:07,378 --> 00:18:10,131 Now, let's get you something different. This outfit is hurting our friendship. 441 00:18:10,214 --> 00:18:12,675 Oh, my God, I love you forever. 442 00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:16,304 What is that smell? 443 00:18:17,471 --> 00:18:18,889 [sniffing] 444 00:18:20,224 --> 00:18:22,143 [both shrieking] 445 00:18:22,226 --> 00:18:25,229 It's my flat iron. I was using it to iron my clothes. 446 00:18:25,313 --> 00:18:27,398 [Abby coughing] 447 00:18:27,481 --> 00:18:30,276 -[flames whooshing] -Mouthwash is flammable! 448 00:18:30,359 --> 00:18:31,861 [AJ shrieking] 449 00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:36,032 You got the job? I'm so proud of you. 450 00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:38,868 -[sighs] Yeah. -Fucking Christiane Amanpour over here. 451 00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:41,954 [laughing] No, it-- it didn't happen the way I expected, 452 00:18:42,038 --> 00:18:43,289 but you know what, I'm gonna win 'em all over. 453 00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:44,832 -Let's go get a drink and celebrate. -[sucking teeth] 454 00:18:44,915 --> 00:18:47,543 I can't. I already took my melatonin. 455 00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:49,462 I could fall asleep at the bar and get roofied. 456 00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:52,632 Kel. Thank God, someone fun. Come get a drink with me. 457 00:18:52,715 --> 00:18:54,759 No, thanks. Didn't get the part. 458 00:18:54,842 --> 00:18:56,135 So I can't quit med school. 459 00:18:56,218 --> 00:18:58,638 I'll just be one of those sad-ass doctors 460 00:18:58,721 --> 00:19:00,931 who gets, like, too into the Oscars every year. 461 00:19:01,015 --> 00:19:02,433 -[alarm blaring] -Oh, what the hell? 462 00:19:02,516 --> 00:19:05,227 Holy shit, you guys, it's a fire! Come on, we gotta get out! 463 00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:06,687 I'm not gonna lose you like this. 464 00:19:06,771 --> 00:19:08,689 Grab the photo of us from Six Flags. 465 00:19:08,773 --> 00:19:10,816 [siren wailing] 466 00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:12,318 Be careful. 467 00:19:12,401 --> 00:19:14,028 These garments are worth more than your lives. 468 00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:18,074 -Okay, look. I have to tell you something. -Ooh! 469 00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:19,659 My name's not on the lease. 470 00:19:19,742 --> 00:19:21,827 Ethan's is. That's why I keep his mail. 471 00:19:21,911 --> 00:19:23,788 I said he was a pilot and traveling. 472 00:19:23,871 --> 00:19:25,956 -You don't live here, you're visiting. -Wait, what? 473 00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:28,125 Abby. How are you this evening? 474 00:19:28,209 --> 00:19:29,377 Oh, hey! 475 00:19:29,460 --> 00:19:32,546 This is Antoine, my landlord. I'm great. 476 00:19:32,630 --> 00:19:35,007 I now have footage confirming that you are good 477 00:19:35,091 --> 00:19:36,634 during this flame event. 478 00:19:36,717 --> 00:19:39,512 No legal liability. And you are? 479 00:19:39,595 --> 00:19:41,013 This is my friend. 480 00:19:41,097 --> 00:19:42,973 She's visiting from Sydney. 481 00:19:43,057 --> 00:19:45,017 Wow, all the way from Australia. 482 00:19:45,101 --> 00:19:46,394 -Mm-hmm. -[with Australian accent] G'day, mate! 483 00:19:46,477 --> 00:19:48,521 Can you believe this bloody fire, mate? 484 00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:51,148 I didn't understand any of that, but it was nice to meet you. 485 00:19:52,149 --> 00:19:53,317 [normal accent] What was that? 486 00:19:53,401 --> 00:19:54,985 Why didn't you just say I was from Boston? 487 00:19:55,069 --> 00:19:56,529 Because I'm not a professional liar, okay? 488 00:19:56,612 --> 00:19:58,322 It doesn't come naturally to me. 489 00:19:58,406 --> 00:20:00,408 Hey, can I speak to you privately? 490 00:20:00,491 --> 00:20:01,492 Uh... 491 00:20:02,827 --> 00:20:04,161 [Josh] I'm so sorry about earlier. 492 00:20:04,245 --> 00:20:06,330 I just wanted to make you aware that your roommate 493 00:20:06,414 --> 00:20:08,207 is committing rental fraud. 494 00:20:08,874 --> 00:20:12,753 -So? -So, it's unethical, first of all. 495 00:20:12,837 --> 00:20:16,424 And second of all, me and my girlfriend-- she's a social worker, by the way-- 496 00:20:16,507 --> 00:20:18,968 we're planning on moving in. Legally. 497 00:20:20,469 --> 00:20:23,264 [Davis] Yeah, the creatine was making my acne flare up. 498 00:20:23,347 --> 00:20:25,641 Oh, shit. Dude, it's Abby, four o'clock. 499 00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:27,560 Okay, now's your chance to go and talk to her, she's by herself. 500 00:20:27,643 --> 00:20:30,396 No, no, she's not into me, and I already took my contacts out, I-- I can't. 501 00:20:30,479 --> 00:20:33,315 Hey, man, if you don't go and talk to her, then I will. 502 00:20:33,399 --> 00:20:35,609 Then, she'll fall in love with me, and it'll ruin our friendship. 503 00:20:35,693 --> 00:20:37,111 Okay, stop, stop. Fine. 504 00:20:37,194 --> 00:20:38,696 Okay, let's go. 505 00:20:38,779 --> 00:20:40,865 Yo, Abby, what's up? 506 00:20:40,948 --> 00:20:42,700 [sighs] Crazy about this fire, huh? 507 00:20:42,783 --> 00:20:45,035 Oh, I hope Kel's medical textbooks don't get burned up. 508 00:20:45,119 --> 00:20:47,163 Sorry, this is Kel. He's in medical school. 509 00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:48,706 Yeah, I know. 510 00:20:48,789 --> 00:20:51,417 He told me when he hit on me at that Halloween party in 4-C. 511 00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:53,085 What? I wasn't hitting on you. 512 00:20:53,169 --> 00:20:55,921 I-- I just said you looked beautiful in your Harley Quinn costume, 513 00:20:56,005 --> 00:20:57,590 and I asked to see your bedroom. 514 00:20:57,673 --> 00:21:00,509 Wow! [laughing] Sparks, or... 515 00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:02,928 [clearing throat] Well, I know when I'm a third wheel. 516 00:21:03,012 --> 00:21:04,889 Uh, good night, you crazy kids. 517 00:21:04,972 --> 00:21:06,599 I'm gonna see if I can sneak back in. 518 00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:11,437 -Ahem. -So, you're in med school? 519 00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:13,981 My parents would be so psyched if I was gonna be a doctor. 520 00:21:14,064 --> 00:21:15,816 Yeah, I mean, it's kinda the only reason I'm doing it. 521 00:21:16,567 --> 00:21:18,611 -What would you rather be doing? -Honestly? 522 00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:21,071 I want to be an actor. 523 00:21:21,155 --> 00:21:23,783 When I was a kid, my parents put me in the church nativity play. 524 00:21:23,866 --> 00:21:26,702 I was Joseph, and I-- I killed it. 525 00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:28,245 I mean, they even gave me some of Mary's lines. 526 00:21:28,329 --> 00:21:30,581 -[chuckles] -And I've been hooked ever since. 527 00:21:30,664 --> 00:21:33,417 And I feel like I found a piece of myself I didn't know was missing. 528 00:21:35,252 --> 00:21:37,254 I'm sorry, I don't-- I don't know why I'm telling you all this. 529 00:21:37,338 --> 00:21:39,089 I mean, who knows if you can act, 530 00:21:39,173 --> 00:21:42,092 but I think you can make it. You're pretty good-looking. 531 00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:44,428 I'm good-looking. 532 00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:47,848 -Oh, god. -Damn, girl, our building is on fire. 533 00:21:47,932 --> 00:21:50,017 I'm just trying to stay alive. I'm not trying to get hit on. 534 00:21:50,100 --> 00:21:51,435 I'm never making small talk with you again. 535 00:21:51,519 --> 00:21:55,940 [AJ] This is unbelievable! You are so exhausting and self-important! 536 00:21:56,023 --> 00:21:58,734 Don't make us the villain in your sob story. 537 00:21:58,818 --> 00:22:01,695 -There is a housing crisis! -Then, move to New Jersey! 538 00:22:01,779 --> 00:22:04,281 -Ha! -I'm sorry, is there a problem over here? 539 00:22:04,365 --> 00:22:06,867 Yeah, there's a problem. You're both criminals. 540 00:22:06,951 --> 00:22:08,869 No wonder trust is eroding in our society. 541 00:22:08,953 --> 00:22:11,580 Hey, so don't saunter over here making accusations, 542 00:22:11,664 --> 00:22:13,082 especially not in that cardigan. 543 00:22:13,165 --> 00:22:15,292 You look like a grandpa in a Christmas commercial. 544 00:22:15,376 --> 00:22:17,670 Hey, don't talk to him like that. Only we can say his cardigan sucks. 545 00:22:17,753 --> 00:22:19,338 This cardigan is cool! 546 00:22:19,421 --> 00:22:21,924 It gives me a quiet sophistication! 547 00:22:22,007 --> 00:22:24,426 Everyone, we've identified the source of the fire. 548 00:22:24,510 --> 00:22:26,095 It was coming from 6-D. 549 00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:27,221 I knew it. 550 00:22:27,304 --> 00:22:28,597 It was a cheap flat iron. 551 00:22:28,681 --> 00:22:30,766 One of the ones you get when you're traveling 552 00:22:30,850 --> 00:22:32,852 and you forgot your nice one at home. 553 00:22:32,935 --> 00:22:34,770 -Her hair isn't even that good. -Anyway, 554 00:22:34,854 --> 00:22:37,648 it's been contained. You can all go back in. 555 00:22:37,731 --> 00:22:39,817 [crowd chattering] 556 00:22:41,110 --> 00:22:42,278 This isn't over. 557 00:22:43,571 --> 00:22:46,115 As a member of this building's community, 558 00:22:46,198 --> 00:22:47,658 I don't feel safe anymore. 559 00:22:47,741 --> 00:22:50,077 This could have been another Triangle Shirtwaist Factory. 560 00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:52,413 That was the deadliest industrial disaster in-- 561 00:22:52,496 --> 00:22:54,832 Oh, I know the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory. 562 00:22:54,915 --> 00:22:56,542 Yeah, Josh, Antoine was the dance captain 563 00:22:56,625 --> 00:22:58,419 for the musical adaptation on Broadway. 564 00:22:58,502 --> 00:23:00,212 It, too, went down in flames. 565 00:23:00,838 --> 00:23:02,631 Okay, well, I'm very sorry to hear that. 566 00:23:02,715 --> 00:23:05,217 But as our landlord, I think you should know, 567 00:23:05,301 --> 00:23:09,305 the original leaseholder of 6-D no longer lives there. 568 00:23:09,388 --> 00:23:11,724 The current tenants are committing rental fraud. 569 00:23:11,807 --> 00:23:13,601 Those little bitches. 570 00:23:13,684 --> 00:23:16,979 That word is problematic, but I don't disagree. 571 00:23:17,062 --> 00:23:19,481 The good news, I have an amazing replacement. 572 00:23:19,565 --> 00:23:21,483 My girlfriend and me. 573 00:23:21,567 --> 00:23:23,360 We don't smoke. We don't own pets. 574 00:23:23,444 --> 00:23:24,695 -They don't have sex. -We do. 575 00:23:24,778 --> 00:23:26,697 We just don't make a whole thing about it. 576 00:23:26,780 --> 00:23:29,241 And we can pay the security deposit in cash. 577 00:23:29,325 --> 00:23:31,410 First month, last month, and I get to store my snowboard 578 00:23:31,493 --> 00:23:33,078 -in the second bedroom. -Deal. 579 00:23:33,162 --> 00:23:35,789 Always a pleasure doing business with you gentlemen. 580 00:23:35,873 --> 00:23:38,083 And don't think I didn't see that space heater. 581 00:23:39,293 --> 00:23:41,962 -My feet get cold. -Get some socks. 582 00:23:43,923 --> 00:23:45,299 It's not a human. 583 00:23:46,258 --> 00:23:47,426 It's just a piece of meat. 584 00:23:48,636 --> 00:23:50,220 It's a piece of meat with hopes and dreams. 585 00:23:50,304 --> 00:23:52,139 No, shh, it's not helping. 586 00:23:53,140 --> 00:23:56,060 You are a doctor. Pretend to be a doctor. 587 00:23:56,143 --> 00:23:57,686 Kel, we can all hear you. 588 00:23:58,687 --> 00:23:59,980 This is very awkward for us. 589 00:24:00,064 --> 00:24:01,273 Sorry. 590 00:24:02,566 --> 00:24:04,610 [flesh squelching] 591 00:24:04,693 --> 00:24:07,112 Fine work. You've come a long way, Kel. 592 00:24:07,196 --> 00:24:10,115 And that rush you're feeling, that's the reason we do this. 593 00:24:10,199 --> 00:24:11,533 [sighs] Yeah. 594 00:24:11,617 --> 00:24:13,369 What if I don't feel anything? 595 00:24:14,119 --> 00:24:15,788 -Excuse me? -Yeah, like-- like I just 596 00:24:15,871 --> 00:24:17,581 cut this guy open, and... 597 00:24:18,749 --> 00:24:19,875 I don't feel anything. 598 00:24:19,959 --> 00:24:22,836 And not in like a-- like a Dexter, "I'm a serial killer" kinda way, 599 00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:26,757 but you know, like a, "I just don't find it fulfilling or even interesting." 600 00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:28,717 You know, like when you cut open an Amazon box 601 00:24:28,801 --> 00:24:30,302 and you already know it's printer paper. 602 00:24:30,386 --> 00:24:31,887 Is everything okay? 603 00:24:31,971 --> 00:24:33,806 -Are you going to faint? -Yeah, no, no, I-- 604 00:24:33,889 --> 00:24:35,432 -I can't carry you out again. -No, no, no. 605 00:24:35,516 --> 00:24:39,103 I think I thought that at some point, if I got good enough, 606 00:24:39,186 --> 00:24:41,021 that it would click and I would love it. 607 00:24:41,105 --> 00:24:43,399 And that's just not happening. That's not fair to you guys, 608 00:24:43,482 --> 00:24:46,944 or to you, Dr. Desai, or to this uncircumcised cadaver. 609 00:24:47,027 --> 00:24:49,196 So, I think I'm just gonna go. 610 00:24:49,279 --> 00:24:50,656 Excuse me. 611 00:24:52,700 --> 00:24:54,368 Hm, that was weird. 612 00:24:55,285 --> 00:24:57,413 -[Josh] You did what?! -I quit medical school. 613 00:24:57,496 --> 00:24:59,373 Like, quit, quit? 614 00:24:59,456 --> 00:25:01,208 Yeah, I walked out of the cadaver lab, 615 00:25:01,291 --> 00:25:03,335 just got on the six, and I guess somewhere along the line, 616 00:25:03,419 --> 00:25:04,837 I impulse bought this sweatshirt. 617 00:25:06,964 --> 00:25:08,966 What's with the big pause? Be happy for me, this is a good thing. 618 00:25:09,049 --> 00:25:11,301 Is it? You don't have a job. 619 00:25:11,385 --> 00:25:12,720 You're not in school. You're basically a-- 620 00:25:12,803 --> 00:25:15,764 A big fat loser, bro, in a child-sized sweatshirt. 621 00:25:15,848 --> 00:25:17,975 [snapping] That explains why the neck hole is so small. 622 00:25:18,058 --> 00:25:20,853 But I'm not a loser. I'm finally free to pursue my dreams. 623 00:25:20,936 --> 00:25:23,188 I'm just processing. I've known you since you were 12, 624 00:25:23,272 --> 00:25:25,149 and you've never done anything this impulsive. 625 00:25:25,232 --> 00:25:28,861 I also don't think you've blinked once since you started talking. 626 00:25:28,944 --> 00:25:30,904 'Cause my eyes are open to the truth of who I am. 627 00:25:30,988 --> 00:25:32,448 And your parents are cool with this? 628 00:25:33,282 --> 00:25:35,200 -I haven't told 'em yet. -Are you kidding me? 629 00:25:35,284 --> 00:25:38,078 So, that's why you're in such a good mood. You haven't been murdered by your mom yet. 630 00:25:38,162 --> 00:25:40,873 I can handle my mom, but you two need to get on board. 631 00:25:40,956 --> 00:25:42,499 That's what being friends is all about, right? 632 00:25:42,583 --> 00:25:44,334 We support each other even when it doesn't make sense. 633 00:25:44,418 --> 00:25:46,545 Like when you dyed your hair to look like Machine Gun Kelly. 634 00:25:46,628 --> 00:25:48,839 Oh, yes, I was thinking of doing that again. 635 00:25:48,922 --> 00:25:51,133 -[Josh and Kel] No. -Kel, I'll admit, you've been miserable, 636 00:25:51,216 --> 00:25:54,386 and I miss seeing the light in your eyes, so congrats. 637 00:25:54,470 --> 00:25:57,598 And you deserve to be happy for the 18 hours before your mom 638 00:25:57,681 --> 00:25:59,433 -finds out and kills you. -Thank you. 639 00:25:59,516 --> 00:26:01,518 ♪♪ 640 00:26:06,774 --> 00:26:08,275 Oh, my God. 641 00:26:08,358 --> 00:26:09,818 Is that good or bad? 642 00:26:09,902 --> 00:26:11,904 You look like such a finance bitch. 643 00:26:11,987 --> 00:26:14,448 Power suit, check. No-makeup makeup, check. 644 00:26:14,531 --> 00:26:16,200 Coach Tabby bag, check. 645 00:26:16,283 --> 00:26:18,702 I would give you all my money to lose in a Ponzi scheme. 646 00:26:18,786 --> 00:26:20,287 They're gonna love you. 647 00:26:20,954 --> 00:26:23,040 And I like that outfit you're styling. 648 00:26:23,123 --> 00:26:25,125 It's so... artsy? 649 00:26:25,209 --> 00:26:26,502 It's supposed to be bad. 650 00:26:26,585 --> 00:26:28,045 Oh, great. You killed it. 651 00:26:28,128 --> 00:26:30,214 [clapping] Okay, wish me luck. 652 00:26:32,132 --> 00:26:35,135 [♪ "I Only See You" by Keith playing] 653 00:26:39,515 --> 00:26:40,599 ♪ Listen, girl ♪ 654 00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:49,775 ♪ Oh, can't you see ♪ 655 00:26:49,858 --> 00:26:51,944 ♪ I'm looking straight at you ♪ 656 00:26:52,027 --> 00:26:53,612 Oh, my God. 657 00:26:54,530 --> 00:26:57,616 ♪ Oh, I'm blind, all those women, girl ♪ 658 00:26:59,451 --> 00:27:04,123 ♪ But I, I can only see you ♪ 659 00:27:04,206 --> 00:27:06,625 [sighs] You got this, Pascarelli. 660 00:27:07,501 --> 00:27:09,962 ♪ Won't you believe me? ♪ 661 00:27:10,838 --> 00:27:14,341 ♪ That I can only see ♪ 662 00:27:14,424 --> 00:27:16,176 ♪ What's in front of me ♪ 663 00:27:16,260 --> 00:27:18,470 ♪ And it's you, whoo! ♪ 664 00:27:18,554 --> 00:27:20,556 ♪ Can't even eat ♪ 665 00:27:21,598 --> 00:27:22,808 ♪ Oh ♪ 666 00:27:23,892 --> 00:27:26,061 Hi. Um, I'm AJ. 667 00:27:26,145 --> 00:27:27,771 New consumer and retail analyst. 668 00:27:27,855 --> 00:27:29,815 You must be our VP, Dileep? 669 00:27:29,898 --> 00:27:32,192 Yes, I emailed you a deal book that needs formatting, 670 00:27:32,276 --> 00:27:34,111 And I would love to do that for you. Do I have a desk? 671 00:27:34,736 --> 00:27:36,280 Great. Uh, do I have an email? 672 00:27:37,156 --> 00:27:39,616 You know what? I will figure it out myself. 673 00:27:43,162 --> 00:27:45,247 -No fucking way. -[mug clattering] 674 00:27:48,250 --> 00:27:50,294 You're our first-year? The girl from the lobby. 675 00:27:50,377 --> 00:27:52,754 Wow. This-- this is incredible. 676 00:27:52,838 --> 00:27:55,382 -What a warm welcome. Hi. -Oh, man, you should be so psyched. 677 00:27:55,465 --> 00:27:57,759 Uh, first off, hi. 678 00:27:57,843 --> 00:27:59,595 I'm Davis Beau Bradley Barrett III. 679 00:27:59,678 --> 00:28:01,555 -Mm-hmm. -And this is the best day of your life. 680 00:28:01,638 --> 00:28:03,765 You landed on the dream team. My man Dileep and I, 681 00:28:03,849 --> 00:28:06,310 we crush deals. And don't get me started on Jocelyn. 682 00:28:06,393 --> 00:28:08,187 She is a beast. 683 00:28:08,270 --> 00:28:10,772 Postponed foot surgery three times so she didn't miss work. 684 00:28:10,856 --> 00:28:12,566 That's why she's got that badass cane. 685 00:28:12,649 --> 00:28:15,027 Ruptured Achilles. It's excruciating, but it's worth it. 686 00:28:15,110 --> 00:28:17,404 I'm happy for you. How are the MDs? 687 00:28:17,487 --> 00:28:19,823 Oh, there's only one that matters. Uh, Bill Gibson. 688 00:28:21,116 --> 00:28:22,951 The legend? Bill the Butcher? 689 00:28:23,035 --> 00:28:25,787 Youngest MD ever, made 3 billion before 30? 690 00:28:25,871 --> 00:28:27,915 -He also dated a Hadid. -Hey, that is just a rumor. 691 00:28:27,998 --> 00:28:29,917 -[whispering] It's not a rumor. -Where is he? 692 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:32,794 [laughing] Sorry. Oh. 693 00:28:32,878 --> 00:28:35,672 Bill doesn't work regular hours. He makes his own rules. 694 00:28:35,756 --> 00:28:37,216 When he's here, you'll know. 695 00:28:37,299 --> 00:28:39,134 He lives in that office. 696 00:28:39,218 --> 00:28:40,886 Wow. Well, great. 697 00:28:40,969 --> 00:28:42,596 -[clapping] Can't wait to be useful. -Yeah. 698 00:28:46,225 --> 00:28:48,894 Hey, uh, I know we just met, but, um, 699 00:28:48,977 --> 00:28:50,979 I would really love to... 700 00:28:52,773 --> 00:28:56,276 be a, uh, resource in your professional toolkit. 701 00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:58,695 Thank you. I appreciate it. 702 00:28:58,779 --> 00:28:59,780 Mm-hmm. 703 00:29:02,532 --> 00:29:04,451 Okey-dokey. 704 00:29:07,496 --> 00:29:09,498 Does anyone know what the password is? 705 00:29:09,581 --> 00:29:11,083 Yeah, I got it. I gotcha, yeah. 706 00:29:11,166 --> 00:29:13,961 [♪ upbeat music playing] 707 00:29:14,044 --> 00:29:16,004 [Wes] [clapping] Everyone! Attention, please. 708 00:29:16,088 --> 00:29:19,174 Attention! Meet Josh Teitelbaum. 709 00:29:20,092 --> 00:29:21,760 Yes, that Teitelbaum. 710 00:29:21,843 --> 00:29:23,470 Adding a touch of class to this place. 711 00:29:23,553 --> 00:29:25,055 He's our new production assistant. 712 00:29:25,138 --> 00:29:26,974 Isn't this glamorous? 713 00:29:27,057 --> 00:29:28,141 What?! 714 00:29:28,225 --> 00:29:29,726 I think he'll make a wonderful addition. 715 00:29:29,810 --> 00:29:32,271 Um, could we please discuss this in private? 716 00:29:32,354 --> 00:29:33,855 No need, Paula, it's a done deal. 717 00:29:33,939 --> 00:29:36,984 Well, there were other qualified candidates, 718 00:29:37,067 --> 00:29:38,360 like Elena. 719 00:29:38,443 --> 00:29:39,987 -Who's Elena? -I'm Elena. 720 00:29:40,070 --> 00:29:41,488 I've been working here for a year. 721 00:29:41,571 --> 00:29:42,990 I drove you home from your colonoscopy. 722 00:29:43,073 --> 00:29:45,492 Oh. E-Elena. 723 00:29:46,326 --> 00:29:48,161 Yes, you're-- you're great. 724 00:29:48,245 --> 00:29:51,081 You have to understand, I was very high that day. 725 00:29:51,164 --> 00:29:54,334 Isn't it wonderful? We can have Elena the intern 726 00:29:54,418 --> 00:29:56,503 and Josh both working here. 727 00:29:56,586 --> 00:29:59,047 Paula, get him a desk or something. 728 00:29:59,131 --> 00:30:02,384 [♪ rhythmic drumbeat playing] 729 00:30:05,345 --> 00:30:07,347 -I brought cupcakes. -Oh! 730 00:30:07,431 --> 00:30:09,599 Elena, you want to grab us some plates and napkins? 731 00:30:09,683 --> 00:30:11,560 ♪♪ 732 00:30:13,061 --> 00:30:15,147 -[knocking] -Not a good time. 733 00:30:17,816 --> 00:30:20,319 I know I wasn't your first choice, but I am smart, 734 00:30:20,402 --> 00:30:22,612 I am hard-working, and I will prove to you 735 00:30:22,696 --> 00:30:24,072 that I was the right choice. 736 00:30:24,781 --> 00:30:26,450 Do you want to know how I got this job? 737 00:30:26,533 --> 00:30:27,743 Oh, yes! 738 00:30:27,826 --> 00:30:30,287 Please. Love an origin story. 739 00:30:30,370 --> 00:30:34,833 In the early '90s, things weren't great for women in TV. 740 00:30:34,916 --> 00:30:36,710 I can't imagine. You probably had to work 741 00:30:36,793 --> 00:30:38,545 twice as hard to rise up the ranks. 742 00:30:38,628 --> 00:30:41,757 I had to work ten times as hard, and still got nowhere. 743 00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:44,551 So, I got creative. I married Wes. 744 00:30:45,927 --> 00:30:48,347 I'm sorry, you were married to Wes Dryden? 745 00:30:48,430 --> 00:30:52,601 But he's gay, and so are you... 've never told me 746 00:30:52,684 --> 00:30:53,810 how you identify. 747 00:30:53,894 --> 00:30:55,437 Oh, we're both raging homos. 748 00:30:55,520 --> 00:30:57,689 But back then, Wes had to look 749 00:30:57,773 --> 00:30:59,983 like a family man for the anchor job. 750 00:31:00,067 --> 00:31:04,071 And I needed to seem sexually palatable to one man 751 00:31:04,154 --> 00:31:05,989 to earn the respect of other men. 752 00:31:06,740 --> 00:31:08,408 That's the worst thing I've ever heard. 753 00:31:08,492 --> 00:31:11,161 Yeah. So, that's what I had to do. 754 00:31:11,244 --> 00:31:14,915 And to think, all you had to do 755 00:31:14,998 --> 00:31:16,625 was to say your last name. 756 00:31:17,250 --> 00:31:18,710 I am seeing the discrepancy. 757 00:31:18,794 --> 00:31:22,422 So, as long as I'm here, you will never advance at the show. 758 00:31:22,506 --> 00:31:25,217 And I'm not going anywhere. I've been on the Blue Zone diet 759 00:31:25,300 --> 00:31:27,135 since Clinton's first term. 760 00:31:27,219 --> 00:31:31,056 So, unless that cupcake is made of algae, you can leave. 761 00:31:37,729 --> 00:31:39,731 ♪♪ 762 00:31:39,815 --> 00:31:41,817 [phone ringing] 763 00:31:44,861 --> 00:31:46,446 Hi, Vanessa. Where are you? 764 00:31:46,530 --> 00:31:47,948 The fitting starts in ten minutes. 765 00:31:48,031 --> 00:31:50,200 -[siren wailing] -I'm going to the hospital. 766 00:31:50,283 --> 00:31:52,452 What? What happened? 767 00:31:52,536 --> 00:31:55,956 [sighs] I was in a taxi, and there was stupid fucking gridlock, 768 00:31:56,039 --> 00:31:58,291 so I got out to walk, and I got hit by a pedicab. 769 00:31:58,375 --> 00:32:00,961 A pedicab? How? Those things go, like, two miles an hour. 770 00:32:01,044 --> 00:32:02,963 I may have been texting 771 00:32:03,046 --> 00:32:05,924 with Loewe's head of PR and wasn't looking. 772 00:32:06,007 --> 00:32:09,469 Anyway, the point is, you have to get Austin ready by yourself. 773 00:32:10,178 --> 00:32:11,596 Me? Alone? 774 00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:13,432 Oh, fuck my life. Yes. 775 00:32:13,515 --> 00:32:15,100 That's what "by yourself" means. 776 00:32:16,017 --> 00:32:17,727 God, now I'm panicking. 777 00:32:17,811 --> 00:32:20,605 Can you sedate me, sir? Like in the movies? 778 00:32:20,689 --> 00:32:23,483 Vanessa, don't worry about it. I got it. 779 00:32:24,985 --> 00:32:27,112 [sighs] Okay. 780 00:32:28,155 --> 00:32:29,281 [groans] 781 00:32:29,364 --> 00:32:32,117 Hi! Does anyone here have any upper-body strength? 782 00:32:33,368 --> 00:32:35,245 ♪♪ 783 00:32:35,328 --> 00:32:38,874 Welcome to our first-year analyst speaker series. 784 00:32:38,957 --> 00:32:40,709 [cheering and applause] 785 00:32:40,792 --> 00:32:45,172 We're thrilled to be talking with someone who is very hard to pin down. 786 00:32:45,255 --> 00:32:47,674 Managing Director Bill Gibson. 787 00:32:47,757 --> 00:32:49,342 [applause] 788 00:32:50,802 --> 00:32:52,637 Oh, fuck me. 789 00:32:52,721 --> 00:32:54,598 So much is said 790 00:32:54,681 --> 00:32:58,059 about the intense lifestyle of investment bankers. 791 00:32:58,143 --> 00:33:00,729 But at Fisher Stassen, we're working hard 792 00:33:00,812 --> 00:33:02,439 to reject that old trope. 793 00:33:02,522 --> 00:33:05,525 So, let's start with work-life balance. 794 00:33:05,609 --> 00:33:07,152 What's that quote? 795 00:33:07,235 --> 00:33:09,112 "No one on their deathbed 796 00:33:09,196 --> 00:33:11,948 ever said they wished they spent more time in the office"? 797 00:33:12,032 --> 00:33:13,325 Yes, exactly. 798 00:33:13,408 --> 00:33:14,868 Total bullshit. 799 00:33:15,535 --> 00:33:18,330 Look, I'm from Bumfuck, Oklahoma, right? 800 00:33:18,413 --> 00:33:20,165 I was nobody until I got here. 801 00:33:20,248 --> 00:33:22,125 -You mean you found community. -No. 802 00:33:22,209 --> 00:33:24,586 Fuck community. I found power. 803 00:33:24,669 --> 00:33:26,922 Look, you ever close a billion-dollar merger? 804 00:33:27,005 --> 00:33:29,382 [exhales sharply] It's better than the best night of sex you ever had. 805 00:33:29,466 --> 00:33:32,093 [chuckles nervously] He's being metaphorical. 806 00:33:32,177 --> 00:33:33,345 [Bill] No, I'm not. 807 00:33:33,428 --> 00:33:35,138 And it's not about the expense account 808 00:33:35,222 --> 00:33:36,848 or the drugs, although those are great, too. 809 00:33:36,932 --> 00:33:38,391 It's about the leverage. 810 00:33:39,059 --> 00:33:40,227 That's real power. 811 00:33:40,310 --> 00:33:41,645 And about work-life balance, 812 00:33:41,728 --> 00:33:44,606 if this job were easy, everyone would do it. 813 00:33:44,981 --> 00:33:47,275 Do you have anything inspirational 814 00:33:47,359 --> 00:33:50,153 -you could impart to our young people? -Yeah. 815 00:33:51,696 --> 00:33:55,075 You're no longer young people. You're just people. 816 00:33:55,158 --> 00:33:58,245 And people are either productive or dead weight. 817 00:33:58,328 --> 00:34:01,831 So, if you want to take off on a Friday to go to a music festival, 818 00:34:01,915 --> 00:34:03,792 or if you wanna whine because your boss 819 00:34:03,875 --> 00:34:06,419 won't let you grow a mustache, if you're not willing 820 00:34:06,503 --> 00:34:09,422 to sacrifice everything for this job... 821 00:34:11,091 --> 00:34:12,759 the exit is right there. 822 00:34:13,927 --> 00:34:15,011 Uh, thank you, Bill. 823 00:34:15,095 --> 00:34:18,431 That was such a colorful, unfiltered perspective. 824 00:34:18,515 --> 00:34:22,102 But remember, that does not reflect company values. 825 00:34:22,185 --> 00:34:23,687 Please don't post this. 826 00:34:25,814 --> 00:34:27,566 [Kel] Thank you so much for meeting me, Naya. 827 00:34:27,649 --> 00:34:29,526 -How's work? -Really good. 828 00:34:29,609 --> 00:34:31,611 It's a great time to be in plastic surgery. 829 00:34:31,695 --> 00:34:34,072 Literally everyone hates how they look, even hot people. 830 00:34:34,155 --> 00:34:36,241 -Huh! -What's up? 831 00:34:37,158 --> 00:34:38,451 I'm dropping out of medical school. 832 00:34:38,535 --> 00:34:39,744 You're joking. 833 00:34:39,828 --> 00:34:42,455 Is this because you fainted in the cadaver lab? 834 00:34:42,539 --> 00:34:44,708 -You know about that? -Yes, everyone's talking about it. 835 00:34:44,791 --> 00:34:46,668 -It's all over the Columbia Reddit. -[laughing sarcastically] 836 00:34:46,751 --> 00:34:49,754 Kel, everyone hates med school and thinks about dropping out. 837 00:34:49,838 --> 00:34:51,298 -You'll get over it. -No, I won't. 838 00:34:51,381 --> 00:34:54,217 I'm miserable. I don't even want to be a doctor. 839 00:34:54,301 --> 00:34:56,428 I just really need you on my side when I tell Mom. 840 00:34:56,511 --> 00:34:59,764 I just need some time to figure out what to say next time I see her. 841 00:34:59,848 --> 00:35:02,601 -Oh, my God, you're going to kill me. -What? Why? 842 00:35:02,684 --> 00:35:04,352 -Mom's here. -What? 843 00:35:04,436 --> 00:35:06,855 Well, she called me, and I told her we were having lunch, 844 00:35:06,938 --> 00:35:08,356 so she asked if she could stop by. 845 00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:10,025 -Naya! -I didn't know. 846 00:35:10,108 --> 00:35:12,861 -There are my babies! -Mom. 847 00:35:12,944 --> 00:35:14,195 Mwah. Mwah. 848 00:35:14,279 --> 00:35:16,656 I didn't know you'd be here. I-- I love it. 849 00:35:16,740 --> 00:35:19,492 It's so hard to get both of you together. 850 00:35:19,576 --> 00:35:23,413 You're in surgery. You're fainting in the cadaver lab. 851 00:35:23,496 --> 00:35:26,124 -Wow, so everyone knows. -But what does it matter? 852 00:35:26,207 --> 00:35:27,917 You're becoming a doctor. 853 00:35:30,253 --> 00:35:31,671 Mom, I'm-- I'm glad that you're here. 854 00:35:31,755 --> 00:35:33,632 I didn't think I'd be telling you this now, 855 00:35:33,715 --> 00:35:35,133 -but I don't-- I don't think I'm-- -In a second, Kel. 856 00:35:35,216 --> 00:35:37,177 I want to take our Christmas card photos. 857 00:35:37,260 --> 00:35:38,637 Christmas card photos? 858 00:35:38,720 --> 00:35:42,265 Yes. Both of you in your doctor coats. 859 00:35:42,349 --> 00:35:45,644 It's a festive way to let our friends and family know 860 00:35:45,727 --> 00:35:48,229 my children are more successful than theirs. 861 00:35:48,313 --> 00:35:50,023 That is what the holidays are all about. 862 00:35:50,106 --> 00:35:53,068 Now, Kel, what did you want to tell me? 863 00:35:54,903 --> 00:35:56,738 That this card rocks. Let's take this pic. 864 00:35:56,821 --> 00:35:58,657 Alright, now. 865 00:35:58,740 --> 00:36:00,367 Wait for these people to move. 866 00:36:00,450 --> 00:36:02,786 Let's do back-to-back. Bigger smiles. 867 00:36:02,869 --> 00:36:04,579 You love being a doctor! 868 00:36:04,663 --> 00:36:05,830 Yes. 869 00:36:05,914 --> 00:36:08,917 [♪ jazz music playing] 870 00:36:11,086 --> 00:36:12,671 [Josh] [groaning] I've had a horrible day. 871 00:36:12,754 --> 00:36:15,256 My 60-year-old boss told me she'll outlive me, 872 00:36:15,340 --> 00:36:16,800 and I think I believe her. 873 00:36:16,883 --> 00:36:18,802 I'm sorry to hear that. 874 00:36:18,885 --> 00:36:20,637 I got you Thai from Fish Cheeks. 875 00:36:21,304 --> 00:36:23,139 My favorite. 876 00:36:23,223 --> 00:36:25,934 You always know how to make me feel better. 877 00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:31,106 What's up? Wait, why do you have your suitcase? 878 00:36:31,189 --> 00:36:34,526 The food is actually a goodbye gift. I'm leaving. 879 00:36:36,027 --> 00:36:38,363 -What? -Josh, I'm not in love with you anymore. 880 00:36:38,446 --> 00:36:41,491 Are you kidding me? I-- I'm getting our neighbors evicted 881 00:36:41,574 --> 00:36:43,326 so we can move in together. 882 00:36:43,410 --> 00:36:46,121 Well, about that. It's the craziest thing. 883 00:36:46,204 --> 00:36:49,874 I was looking at an apartment, and just randomly, 884 00:36:49,958 --> 00:36:52,168 the guy who was showing me the listing, 885 00:36:52,252 --> 00:36:54,087 we just hit it off. [chuckles] 886 00:36:54,170 --> 00:36:56,548 You're leaving me for a real estate agent? 887 00:36:56,631 --> 00:36:58,550 Well, he's not just a real estate agent. 888 00:36:58,633 --> 00:37:00,760 Josh, he's a Property Brother. 889 00:37:00,844 --> 00:37:03,596 I mean, not the one with Zooey Deschanel or that guy's twin, 890 00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:05,098 but their younger brother. 891 00:37:05,181 --> 00:37:08,226 You're leaving me for a nonessential Property Brother? 892 00:37:08,309 --> 00:37:10,520 Uh, do not talk about Eric like that. 893 00:37:10,603 --> 00:37:12,522 Eric? The fuck? 894 00:37:12,605 --> 00:37:14,274 It was electric when we met, 895 00:37:14,357 --> 00:37:17,402 and it made me realize what is missing in our relationship. 896 00:37:17,485 --> 00:37:19,779 -What are we missing? -Well, he's fun! 897 00:37:19,863 --> 00:37:22,949 And he isn't embarrassed that he's rich. 898 00:37:23,032 --> 00:37:26,494 I mean, we will go to a restaurant even if the Sultan of Brunei owns it, 899 00:37:26,578 --> 00:37:28,788 or wear leather without it being a whole thing. 900 00:37:28,872 --> 00:37:31,082 Oh, I'm sorry, I'm not complicit in cow genocide. 901 00:37:31,166 --> 00:37:35,712 You know, the irony is, if you met him, you would love him. 902 00:37:35,795 --> 00:37:38,173 I don't want to hear about your stupid fucking realtor boyfriend, Vivian. 903 00:37:38,256 --> 00:37:40,425 Take your Thai food and go. 904 00:37:44,971 --> 00:37:47,474 And for what it's worth, you can keep my Brita. 905 00:37:47,557 --> 00:37:49,893 Eric lets me drink single-use plastics. 906 00:37:50,810 --> 00:37:52,771 Congratulations, you're dating a monster. 907 00:37:56,399 --> 00:37:58,401 Yeah, I'm not doing a spray tan. 908 00:37:58,485 --> 00:38:01,237 It's the Independent Spirit Awards, not the VMAs. 909 00:38:01,321 --> 00:38:03,406 I mean, would Paul Mescal do a spray tan? 910 00:38:04,908 --> 00:38:06,576 Oh, it's his guy? 911 00:38:06,659 --> 00:38:08,119 [scoffs] Yeah, alright, let's do it. 912 00:38:08,203 --> 00:38:09,662 Okay, gotta go. 913 00:38:09,746 --> 00:38:11,873 -Yeah, can we just make this fast? -Sure. 914 00:38:11,956 --> 00:38:13,291 Um, I'm Abby. 915 00:38:14,709 --> 00:38:17,754 I'm filling in for Vanessa, who is indisposed. 916 00:38:17,837 --> 00:38:18,922 Who's Vanessa? 917 00:38:19,756 --> 00:38:23,009 -She's your stylist. -Oh, the tiny, grouchy woman? 918 00:38:23,092 --> 00:38:24,093 -Mm-hmm. -Cool. 919 00:38:24,177 --> 00:38:25,762 What are we wearing? 920 00:38:26,471 --> 00:38:27,472 Uh... 921 00:38:30,225 --> 00:38:31,935 -Here we go. -[scoffs] 922 00:38:32,018 --> 00:38:33,353 Righto. 923 00:38:37,106 --> 00:38:40,527 Let me know if you need any help getting into it. 924 00:38:42,821 --> 00:38:44,614 Vanessa loves this for you. 925 00:38:44,697 --> 00:38:46,699 It's, uh, this designer Blemish. 926 00:38:46,783 --> 00:38:49,786 They're European. Very avant-garde. 927 00:38:51,037 --> 00:38:52,121 Oh. 928 00:38:52,789 --> 00:38:56,084 I love it. [chuckles] It's, uh, s-such a choice. 929 00:38:56,167 --> 00:38:57,544 Oh, yeah? 930 00:38:57,627 --> 00:39:00,338 I mean, I think we can both agree this is horrible, 931 00:39:00,421 --> 00:39:02,090 But it doesn't matter. 932 00:39:02,173 --> 00:39:04,717 -Fashion is not important. -[scoffs] 933 00:39:05,635 --> 00:39:08,137 -What? -Fashion's not not important 934 00:39:08,221 --> 00:39:09,764 just because you don't understand it. 935 00:39:09,848 --> 00:39:12,892 Oh, are you seriously trying to tell me this is a normal, cool way to dress? 936 00:39:12,976 --> 00:39:14,602 I look like a time-traveling stripper. 937 00:39:14,686 --> 00:39:17,772 Okay, I agree that maybe it's a little over the top. 938 00:39:17,856 --> 00:39:20,525 [scoffs] I didn't get into acting to make a fashion statement. 939 00:39:20,608 --> 00:39:22,235 I mean, it's about the work, 940 00:39:22,318 --> 00:39:23,778 -not what I wear. -[scoffs] 941 00:39:23,862 --> 00:39:26,155 Are you gonna keep making these little sounds? 942 00:39:26,239 --> 00:39:29,075 I just-- I'm sorry. If it is just about the work, 943 00:39:29,158 --> 00:39:30,869 then why do red carpets exist? 944 00:39:30,952 --> 00:39:32,912 Because if the audience is into the fashion, 945 00:39:32,996 --> 00:39:34,664 they're way more likely to see your movie. 946 00:39:34,747 --> 00:39:36,833 Fair enough. But I still don't like the suit. 947 00:39:36,916 --> 00:39:38,543 So unless you have something else that I can wear, 948 00:39:38,626 --> 00:39:42,505 Miss Fashion Justice Warrior, I'm gonna rock my t-shirt and jeans. 949 00:39:42,589 --> 00:39:43,756 Okay, wait. Wait. 950 00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:46,801 I, I-- I might have something for you. 951 00:39:46,885 --> 00:39:51,347 Most of this rack is garbage, but I snuck something good in. 952 00:39:51,431 --> 00:39:53,933 Are you sure about that color? I'm gonna look like a pomegranate. 953 00:39:54,017 --> 00:39:55,268 It's Dolce and Gabbana. 954 00:39:56,352 --> 00:39:59,230 [sighs] Colin Farrell's worn them. 955 00:40:00,148 --> 00:40:01,399 -Colin Farrell? -Mm-hmm. 956 00:40:02,233 --> 00:40:04,861 Really? Alright. [chuckles] Well, I'll try. 957 00:40:04,944 --> 00:40:07,155 ♪♪ 958 00:40:11,075 --> 00:40:13,077 ♪♪ 959 00:40:13,161 --> 00:40:16,164 [♪ suspenseful music playing] 960 00:40:21,502 --> 00:40:22,712 Not tonight, rapist! 961 00:40:22,795 --> 00:40:24,464 [screaming] 962 00:40:24,547 --> 00:40:26,090 What the hell? Davis? 963 00:40:26,174 --> 00:40:27,300 Why did you do that? 964 00:40:27,383 --> 00:40:29,010 Why are you following me? 965 00:40:29,093 --> 00:40:30,386 I'm not, I'm walking home! 966 00:40:30,470 --> 00:40:32,639 -Home? Where? -Right here. 967 00:40:32,722 --> 00:40:34,849 -I'm 6-C. -I'm 6-D. 968 00:40:34,933 --> 00:40:36,935 Oh, my God, do you live with Josh 969 00:40:37,018 --> 00:40:39,270 and that hot guy who's obsessed with my roommate? 970 00:40:39,354 --> 00:40:41,481 I think people consider me the hot one, but yes. 971 00:40:41,564 --> 00:40:43,775 -Oh, my God, my eyes! -Oh, I'm so sorry. 972 00:40:43,858 --> 00:40:46,527 -Davis, is there anything I can do? -It's fine, it's fine, it's fine. 973 00:40:46,611 --> 00:40:48,863 -I'm fine. -Okay. Sorry again. 974 00:40:48,947 --> 00:40:50,698 Stressful day. 975 00:40:50,782 --> 00:40:54,661 May I ask, is Bill, like, forgiving and chill? 976 00:40:54,744 --> 00:40:56,079 No, no, not at all. 977 00:40:56,162 --> 00:40:58,665 There's a reason your analyst job was open. 978 00:40:58,748 --> 00:41:00,208 He fired the previous girl 'cause he didn't like 979 00:41:00,291 --> 00:41:02,210 how she spelled her name, Erika with a K. 980 00:41:02,293 --> 00:41:04,504 It's not even that weird of a way to spell Erika. 981 00:41:05,171 --> 00:41:09,425 And what if someone at work called him, like, an asshole? 982 00:41:09,509 --> 00:41:11,427 He'd kill them and fire them, 983 00:41:11,511 --> 00:41:13,221 -in that order. -Oh, God. 984 00:41:13,304 --> 00:41:16,140 And all I wanted was for one person at work to like me. 985 00:41:18,309 --> 00:41:19,435 I like you. 986 00:41:20,937 --> 00:41:21,938 Thank you. 987 00:41:22,939 --> 00:41:26,776 I mean, it means slightly less because you seem to like everyone. 988 00:41:27,610 --> 00:41:30,279 Guilty. But I usually don't feel that way 989 00:41:30,363 --> 00:41:32,115 about people who just pepper-sprayed me. 990 00:41:32,198 --> 00:41:34,575 So, you're good. 991 00:41:36,452 --> 00:41:37,662 Anyways, I'm gonna go in 992 00:41:37,745 --> 00:41:39,455 and rinse my eyes just to make sure I'm not blind. 993 00:41:39,539 --> 00:41:42,083 Of course. So sorry again. 994 00:41:42,166 --> 00:41:43,376 Uh, good luck. 995 00:41:47,755 --> 00:41:49,048 [Abby sighs] 996 00:41:49,924 --> 00:41:52,218 Oh, my God. You look so good. 997 00:41:52,301 --> 00:41:54,012 -Really? -Yeah. 998 00:41:54,095 --> 00:41:55,972 -It's pretty red. -It suits you. 999 00:41:56,055 --> 00:41:58,057 People are gonna lose it when they see you play that dying guy 1000 00:41:58,141 --> 00:41:59,517 that ends up with Ana de Armas. 1001 00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:01,019 You googled my movie. 1002 00:42:01,102 --> 00:42:02,437 Yeah, of course I did. 1003 00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:04,272 The work is important, too. 1004 00:42:04,355 --> 00:42:06,232 Almost as important as the fashion. 1005 00:42:06,983 --> 00:42:08,901 Okay, well, take it off. I need to steam it. 1006 00:42:14,323 --> 00:42:15,950 Were you just checking me out? 1007 00:42:16,034 --> 00:42:17,326 What? No! 1008 00:42:17,410 --> 00:42:19,245 Absolutely not. That is so unprofessional. 1009 00:42:19,328 --> 00:42:20,830 I would never. 1010 00:42:21,622 --> 00:42:22,790 That's too bad. 1011 00:42:23,499 --> 00:42:26,335 ♪ I won't wait this time ♪ 1012 00:42:27,336 --> 00:42:31,007 ♪ No, not now, not again, not much longer ♪ 1013 00:42:31,591 --> 00:42:36,345 ♪ Let's make it last forever 'cause the night's still young ♪ 1014 00:42:37,764 --> 00:42:40,058 [sighing] Ruth Bader Twinsburg. 1015 00:42:41,642 --> 00:42:43,644 That was such a fucking good costume. 1016 00:42:44,645 --> 00:42:46,105 Um, take out for AJ? 1017 00:42:46,189 --> 00:42:49,984 [clearing throat] I know you are sad, but it is time to pay. 1018 00:42:52,236 --> 00:42:55,156 Shit. I left my wallet upstairs. 1019 00:42:55,239 --> 00:42:57,533 -Can I Venmo you? -Venmo? 1020 00:42:57,617 --> 00:42:58,868 This is a restaurant. 1021 00:42:58,951 --> 00:43:01,162 We are not roommates with a shared utility bill. 1022 00:43:01,245 --> 00:43:03,372 -I'll just run up and grab it. -I cannot let you leave. 1023 00:43:03,456 --> 00:43:07,251 Hey, man, I just had my heart shattered an hour ago. 1024 00:43:07,335 --> 00:43:08,669 I don't know if that's ever happened to you. 1025 00:43:08,753 --> 00:43:10,421 -No, I have never been dumped. -Okay. 1026 00:43:10,505 --> 00:43:13,091 Well, can you give me a break and let me run upstairs and get the money? 1027 00:43:13,174 --> 00:43:15,384 -I can pay. I have cash. -No! 1028 00:43:15,468 --> 00:43:16,886 -Great. -Absolutely not. 1029 00:43:16,969 --> 00:43:18,721 -She is a good friend. -Oh, we are not. 1030 00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:22,683 You really didn't need to do that. 1031 00:43:22,767 --> 00:43:23,976 You know, I had it covered. 1032 00:43:24,060 --> 00:43:26,479 You shouldn't rip off small businesses. That's not okay. 1033 00:43:26,562 --> 00:43:28,106 I wasn't doing that. I love small business. 1034 00:43:28,189 --> 00:43:29,440 You could just say thank you. 1035 00:43:30,691 --> 00:43:31,692 Thank you. 1036 00:43:31,776 --> 00:43:34,278 Great. Gonna get my food. 1037 00:43:35,238 --> 00:43:36,405 Wait, hold on. 1038 00:43:37,365 --> 00:43:38,658 Have we met before? 1039 00:43:39,617 --> 00:43:41,369 Well, um, yeah. 1040 00:43:41,452 --> 00:43:42,954 -I live across the hall. -No, no, no. 1041 00:43:43,037 --> 00:43:44,580 Like, before that. 1042 00:43:44,664 --> 00:43:46,582 You seem so familiar. 1043 00:43:47,583 --> 00:43:51,295 Well, maybe your conscience wants you to be nicer to me. 1044 00:43:52,380 --> 00:43:54,257 Fair. 1045 00:43:54,340 --> 00:43:55,842 Thanks again. 1046 00:43:55,925 --> 00:43:58,469 -I'll pay you back. -Sweet. 1047 00:43:59,428 --> 00:44:01,430 ♪♪ 1048 00:44:05,643 --> 00:44:09,480 [Josh] Hey, Antoine. Forget what we said about the girls in 6D. My bad. 1049 00:44:09,564 --> 00:44:10,940 [text whooshing] 1050 00:44:12,191 --> 00:44:15,194 [Kel] Hey, can you talk tomorrow? I might need a job. 1051 00:44:15,278 --> 00:44:16,529 -[text whooshing] -[door opens] 1052 00:44:18,072 --> 00:44:19,824 Oh, my God, what happened to you? 1053 00:44:20,992 --> 00:44:22,827 I was just pepper-sprayed. 1054 00:44:22,910 --> 00:44:24,203 Why are you smiling? 1055 00:44:25,246 --> 00:44:28,166 Because I just met the woman of my dreams. 1056 00:44:35,715 --> 00:44:37,341 Oh, my God. 1057 00:44:37,425 --> 00:44:40,678 AJ, Austin wore an outfit I styled today. 1058 00:44:40,761 --> 00:44:43,806 And, yes, Vanessa may kill me tomorrow, but... 1059 00:44:44,807 --> 00:44:46,475 Wait. What's wrong? 1060 00:44:47,476 --> 00:44:50,438 You know that asshole I told off at the coffee cart? 1061 00:44:50,521 --> 00:44:53,232 Yeah, that was awesome. I love when you rage out on randoms. 1062 00:44:53,316 --> 00:44:57,486 Well, turns out he's actually incredible, 1063 00:44:57,570 --> 00:45:00,573 and brilliant, and my boss. 1064 00:45:00,656 --> 00:45:03,159 And the second he sees me again, he's gonna fire me. 1065 00:45:04,660 --> 00:45:05,870 Oh, shit. 1066 00:45:05,953 --> 00:45:08,956 [♪ "The Dreaming Moon" by The Magnetic Fields playing] 1067 00:45:13,002 --> 00:45:15,796 ♪ We were young and in love ♪ 1068 00:45:15,880 --> 00:45:18,925 ♪ In a burning town ♪ 1069 00:45:19,008 --> 00:45:21,802 ♪ But the fire went out ♪ 1070 00:45:21,886 --> 00:45:24,847 ♪ I'm alone again now ♪ 1071 00:45:24,931 --> 00:45:30,686 ♪ And I finally know how cool to be cold ♪ 1072 00:45:30,770 --> 00:45:33,481 ♪ With the dreaming moon ♪ 1073 00:45:33,564 --> 00:45:36,943 ♪♪ 1074 00:45:52,041 --> 00:45:53,042 [voice] Go to bed.